Since Geoffrey Chaucer first coined the proverb "better late than never," humans have used the phrase to do the extraordinary and make excuses for their procrastination. On October 29, 2016, nearly two years after the Presidential race began, Donald Johnson Trumpkin put his hat into the ring of Presidential politics and went out to meet the voters at Key West's Fantasy Fest. He campaigned furiously on "making pumpkin seeds great again" and "deporting everyone from Minnesota." Like a true politician, these are promises he made and promises he definitely can't keep. His brash style showed a true lack of respect for Fantasy Fest revelers and a disdain for all things fun. One thing is for sure though in his quest to be your next President, he grabbed a lot of pumpkins.